I am delighted to say that I did not train Paul Burrell

My International School for Butler Administrators and Personal Assistants has been established since 1981.

I was the first person a school of it's kind and it appears the only one now...

His Royal Highness The Prince of Wales has engaged one of my Butlers and I have 10 of my people working at Buckingham Palace.

They all enjoy working for the British Royal Family and I am told by my people that they are treated with the utmost kindness and given excellent facilities.